Friends Transcripts

These unofficial transcripts are backed up from The Complete Friends Script Index, maintained by Eric Aasen (webmaster@thecfsi.com) and originally started by “gunieapig” (shadelet@easynet.co.uk). I took the freedom to change the HTML-code and to add CSS to accomplish a similar look throughout the episodes and smaller file sizes. The contents remains unaltered in general.

The CFSI was recently shut down by WB or their lawyers respectively. Although the texts are written down by hand (hence the difference between script and transcript), the copyright most likely is still by the individual authors, Warner Bros or the Writers Guild of America. (I dunno exactly, nor care.) Note that this server is located in Germany and only local copyright laws apply.

To contact me, either in English or German, write to christoph@paeper.de.

Chronologic List
No.TitleAuthorDirectorPremiere
This data is derived from the FAQs of www.friends-tv.org.
101TOWMonica’s New Roommate (Pilot)Marta Kauffman/David CraneJames Burrows1994-09-22
102TOW the Sonogram at the EndMarta Kauffman/David CraneJames Burrows1994-09-29
103TOW the ThumbJeffrey Astrof/Mike SikowitzJames Burrows1994-10-06
104TOW George StephanopoulosAlexa JungeJames Burrows1994-10-13
105TOW the East German Laundry DetergentJeff Greinstein/Jeff StraussPamela Fryman1994-10-20
106TOW the ButtAdam Chase & Ira UngerleiderArlene Sanford1994-10-27
107TOW the BlackoutJeffrey Astrof/Mike SikowitzJames Burrows1994-11-03
108TOW Nana Dies TwiceMarta Kauffman/David CraneJames Burrows1994-11-10
109TOW Underdog Gets AwayJeff Greinstein/Jeff StraussJames Burrows1994-11-17
110TOW the MonkeyAdam Chase & Ira UngerleiderPeter Bonerz1994-12-15
111TOW Mrs. BingAlexa JungeJames Burrows1995-01-05
112TOW the Dozen LasagnasJeffrey Astrof/Mike Sikowitz & Adam Chase & Ira UngerleiderPaul Lazarus1995-01-12
113TOW the BoobiesAlexa JungeAlan Myerson1995-01-19
114TOW the Candy HeartsBill LawrenceJames Burrows1995-02-09
115TOW the Stoned GuyJeff Greinstein/Jeff StraussAlan Myerson1995-02-16
116TOW Two Parts, Part 1Marta Kauffman/David CraneMichael Lembeck1995-02-23
117TOW Two Parts, Part 2Marta Kauffman/David CraneMichael Lembeck1995-02-23
118TOW All the PokerJeffrey Astrof/Mike SikowitzJames Burrows1995-03-02
119TOW the Monkey Gets AwayJeffrey Astrof/Mike SikowitzPeter Bonerz1995-03-09
120TOW the Evil OrthodontistDoty AbramsPeter Bonerz1995-04-06
121TOW Fake MonicaAdam Chase & Ira UngerleiderGail Mancuso1995-04-27
122TOW the Ick FactorAlexa JungeRobby Benson1995-05-04
123TOW the BirthMarta Kauffman/David Crane & Jeff Greinstein/Jeff StraussJames Burrows1995-05-11
124TOW Rachel Finds outChris BrownKevin S. Bright1995-05-18
201TOW Ross' New GirlfriendJeffrey Astrof/Mike SikowitzMichael Lembeck1995-09-21
202TOW the Breast MilkAdam Chase & Ira UngerleiderMichael Lembeck1995-09-28
203TOW Heckles DiesMichael Curtis & Greg S. MalinsKevin S. Bright1995-10-05
204TOW Phoebe’s HusbandAlexa JungeGail Mancuso1995-10-12
205TOW Five Steaks and an EggplantChris BrownEllen Gittelsohn1995-10-19
206TOW the Baby on the BusBetsy BornsGail Mancuso1995-11-02
207TOW Ross Finds OutMichael BorkowPeter Bonerz1995-11-09
208TOW the ListMarta Kauffman/David CraneMary Kay Place1995-11-16
209TOW Phoebe’s DadJeffrey Astrof/Mike SikowitzKevin S. Bright1995-12-14
210TOW RussIra UngerleiderThomas Schlamme1996-01-04
211TOW the Lesbian WeddingDoty AbramsThomas Schlamme1996-01-18
212TOA the Superbowl, Part 1Jeffrey Astrof/Mike SikowitzMichael Lembeck1996-01-28
213TOA the Superbowl, Part 2Michael BorkowMichael Lembeck1996-01-28
214TOW the Prom VideoAlexa JungeJames Burrows1996-02-01
215TOW Ross and Rachel…You KnowMichael Curtis & Greg S. MalinsMichael Lembeck1996-02-08
216TOW Joey Moves outBetsy BornsMichael Lembeck1996-02-15
217TOW Eddie Moves inAdam ChaseMichael Lembeck1996-02-22
218TOW Dr. Ramoray DiesAlexa Junge & Michael BorkowMichael Lembeck1996-03-21
219TOW Eddie Won’t GoMichael Curtis & Greg S. MalinsMichael Lembeck1996-03-28
220TOW Old Yeller DiesAdam Chase & Michael Curtis & Greg S. MalinsMichael Lembeck1996-04-04
221TOW the BulliesSebastian Jones/Brian BucknerMichael Lembeck1996-04-25
222TOW Two PartiesAlexa JungeMichael Lembeck1996-05-02
223TOW the Chicken PoxBrown MandellMichael Lembeck1996-05-09
224TOW Barry & Mindy’s WeddingIra Ungerleider & Brown MandellMichael Lembeck1996-05-16
301TOW the Princess Leia FantasyMichael Curtis & Greg S. MalinsGail Mancuso1996-09-19
302TOW No One’s ReadyIra UngerleiderGail Mancuso1996-09-26
303TOW the JamWil CalhounKevin S. Bright1996-10-03
304TOW the Metaphorical TunnelAlexa JungeSteve Zuckerman1996-10-10
305TOW Frank, Jr.Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-MeehanSteve Zuckerman1996-10-17
306TOW the FlashbackMarta Kauffman/David CranePeter Bonerz1996-10-31
307TOW the Racecar BedSeth KurlandGail Mancuso1996-11-07
308TOW the Giant Poking DeviceAdam ChaseGail Mancuso1996-11-14
309TOW the FootballIra UngerleiderKevin S. Bright1996-11-21
310TOW Rachel QuitsMichael Curtis & Greg S. MalinsTerry Hughes1996-12-12
311TOW Chandler Can’t Remember Which SisterAlexa JungeTerry Hughes1997-01-09
312TOW All the JealousyDoty AbramsRobby Benson1997-01-16
313TOW Monica and Richard Are Just FriendsMichael BorkowRobby Benson1997-01-30
314TOW Phoebe’s Ex-PartnerWil CalhounRobby Benson1997-02-06
315TOW Ross and Rachel Take a BreakMichael BorkowJames Burrows1997-02-13
316TO the Morning AfterMarta Kauffman/David CraneJames Burrows1997-02-20
317TOWout the Ski TripScott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-MeehanSam Simon1997-03-06
318TOW the Hypnosis TapeSeth KurlandRobby Benson1997-03-13
319TOW the Tiny T-ShirtAdam ChaseTerry Hughes1997-03-27
320TOW the DollhouseWil CalhounTerry Hughes1997-04-10
321TOW a Chick. And a Duck.Chris BrownMichael Lembeck1997-04-17
322TOW the ScreamerScott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-MeehanPeter Bonerz1997-04-24
323TOW Ross’s ThingAndrew Reich/Ted CohenShelly Jensen1997-05-01
324TOW the Ultimate Fighting ChampionScott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni LandrumRobby Benson1997-05-08
325TOA the BeachAdam Chase & Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni LandrumPamela Fryman1997-05-15
401TOW the JellyfishWil CalhounShelly Jensen1997-09-25
402TOW the CatJill Condon/Amy ToominShelly Jensen1997-10-02
403TOW the ’CuffsSeth KurlandPeter Bonerz1997-10-09
404TOW the Ballroom DancingAndrew Reich/Ted CohenGail Mancuso1997-10-16
405TOW Joey’s New GirlfriendMichael Curtis & Greg S. MalinsGail Mancuso1997-10-30
406TOW the Dirty GirlScott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-MeehanShelly Jensen1997-11-06
407TOW Chandler Crosses the LineAdam ChaseKevin S. Bright1997-11-13
408TOW Chandler in a BoxMichael BorkowPeter Bonerz1997-11-20
409TOW They’re Going To PARTY!Andrew Reich/Ted CohenPeter Bonerz1997-12-11
410TOW the Girl From PoughkeepsieScott SilveriGary Halvorson1997-12-18
411TOW Phoebe’s UterusSeth KurlandDavid Steinberg1998-01-08
412TOW the EmbryosJill Condon/Amy ToominKevin S. Bright1998-01-15
413TOW Rachel’s CrushShana Goldberg-MeehanDana J. DeVally [Piazza]1998-01-29
414TOW Joey’s Dirty DayWil CalhounPeter Bonerz1998-02-05
415TOW All the RugbyWil Calhoun & Andrew Reich/Ted CohenJames Burrows1998-02-26
416TOW the Fake PartyScott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Alicia Sky VarinaitisMichael Lembeck1998-03-19
417TOW the Free PornMark J. Kunerth & Richard GoodmanMichael Lembeck1998-03-26
418TOW Rachel’s New DressAndrew Reich/Ted Cohen & Jill Condon/Amy ToominGail Mancuso1998-04-02
419TOW All the HasteWil Calhoun & Scott SilveriKevin S. Bright1998-04-09
420TOW All the Wedding DressesMichael Curtis & Greg S. MalinsGail Mancuso1998-04-16
421TOW the InvitationSeth KurlandPeter Bonerz1998-04-23
422TOW the Worst Best Man EverMichael Curtis & Greg S. Malins & Seth KurlandPeter Bonerz1998-04-30
423TOW Ross’s Wedding, Part 1Michael BorkowKevin S. Bright1998-05-07
424TOW Ross’s Wedding, Part 2Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Jill Condon/Amy ToominKevin S. Bright1998-05-07
501TOA Ross Says RachelSeth KurlandKevin S. Bright1998-09-24
502TOW All the KissingWil CalhounGary Halvorson1998-10-01
503TOW the TripletsMarta Kauffman/David CraneKevin S. Bright1998-10-08
504TOW Phoebe Hates PBSMichael Curtis & Greg S. MalinsShelly Jensen1998-10-15
505TOW the KipsScott SilveriDana J. DeVally [Piazza]1998-10-29
506TOW the YetiAlexa JungeGary Halvorson1998-11-05
507TOW Ross Moves inPerry Rein/Gigi McCreeryGary Halvorson1998-11-12
508TOW All the ThanksgivingsGreg S. MalinsKevin S. Bright1998-11-19
509TOW Ross’s SandwichAndrew Reich/Ted CohenGary Halvorson1998-12-10
510TOW the Inappropriate SisterScott SilveriDana J. DeVally [Piazza]1998-12-17
511TOW All the ResolutionsSuzie Villandry & Brian BoyleJoe Regalbuto1999-01-07
512TOW Chandler’s Work LaughAlicia Sky VarinaitisKevin S. Bright1999-01-21
513TOW Joey’s BagSeth KurlandGail Mancuso1999-02-04
514TOW Everybody Finds outAlexa JungeMichael Lembeck1999-02-11
515TOW the Girl Who Hits JoeyAdam ChaseKevin S. Bright1999-02-18
516TOW the CopAlicia Sky Varinaitis & Gigi McCreery/Perry ReinAndrew Tsao1999-02-25
517TOW Rachel’s Inadvertent KissAndrew Reich/Ted CohenShelly Jensen1999-03-18
518TOW Rachel SmokesMichael CurtisTodd Holland1999-04-08
519TOW Ross Can’t FlirtDoty AbramsGail Mancuso1999-04-22
520TOW the Ride-AlongShana Goldberg-Meehan & Seth KurlandGary Halvorson1999-04-29
521TOW the BallGreg S. Malins & Scott SilveriGary Halvorson1999-05-06
522TOW Joey’s Big BreakWil Calhoun & Shana Goldberg-MeehanGary Halvorson1999-05-13
523TOI Vegas, Part 1Andrew Reich/Ted CohenKevin S. Bright1999-05-20
524TOI Vegas, Part 2Greg S. Malins & Scott SilveriKevin S. Bright1999-05-20
601TOA VegasAdam ChaseKevin S. Bright1999-09-23
602TOW Ross Hugs RachelShana Goldberg-MeehanGail Mancuso1999-09-30
603TOW Ross’s DenialSeth KurlandGary Halvorson1999-10-07
604TOW Joey Loses His InsuranceAndrew Reich/Ted CohenGary Halvorson1999-10-14
605TOW Joey’s PorschePerry Rein/Gigi McCreeryGary Halvorson1999-10-21
606TOO the Last NightScott SilveriDavid Schwimmer1999-11-04
607TOW Phoebe RunsSherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerGary Halvorson1999-11-11
608TOW Ross’s TeethAndrew Reich/Ted Cohen & Perry Rein/Gigi McCreeryGary Halvorson1999-11-18
609TOW Ross Got HighGreg S. MalinsKevin S. Bright1999-11-25
610TOW the RoutineBrian BoyleKevin S. Bright1999-12-16
611TOW the Apothecary TableBrian BoyleKevin S. Bright2000-01-06
612TOW the JokeAndrew Reich/Ted CohenGary Halvorson2000-01-13
613TOW Rachel’s SisterSeth Kurland & Sherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerGary Halvorson2000-02-03
614TOW Chandler Can’t CryAndrew Reich/Ted CohenKevin S. Bright2000-02-10
615TOT Could Have Been, Part 1Adam Chase & Greg S. MalinsMichael Lembeck2000-02-17
616TOT Could Have Been, Part 2Marta Kauffman/David CraneMichael Lembeck2000-02-17
617TOW UnagiAdam Chase & Zachary RosenblattGary Halvorson2000-02-24
618TOW Ross Dates a StudentSeth KurlandGary Halvorson2000-03-09
619TOW Joey’s FridgeSeth Kurland & Gigi McCreery/Perry ReinBen Weiss2000-03-23
620TOW Mac & C.H.E.E.S.E.Doty AbramsKevin S. Bright2000-04-13
621TOW Ross Meets Elizabeth’s DadScott Silveri & David J. LaganaMichael Lembeck2000-04-27
622TOW Paul’s the ManSherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen Plummer & Brian CaldirolaGary Halvorson2000-05-04
623TOW the RingAndrew Reich/Ted CohenGary Halvorson2000-05-11
624TOW the Proposal, Part 1Scott SilveriKevin S. Bright2000-05-18
625TOW the Proposal, Part 2Andrew Reich/Ted CohenKevin S. Bright2000-05-18
701TOW Monica’s ThunderMarta Kauffman/David Crane & Wil CalhounKevin S. Bright2000-10-12
702TOW Rachel’s BookAndrew Reich/Ted CohenMichael Lembeck2000-10-12
703TOW Phoebe’s CookiesSherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerGary Halvorson2000-10-19
704TOW Rachel’s AssistantBrian BoyleDavid Schwimmer2000-10-26
705TOW the Engagement PicturePatty Lin & Earl DavisGary Halvorson2000-11-02
706TOW the Nap PartnersSebastian Jones/Brian BucknerGary Halvorson2000-11-09
707TOW Ross’s Library BookScott SilveriDavid Schwimmer2000-11-16
708TOW Chandler Doesn’t Like DogsPatty LinKevin S. Bright2000-11-23
709TOW All the CandyWil CalhounDavid Schwimmer2000-12-07
710TOW the Holiday ArmadilloGreg S. MalinsGary Halvorson2000-12-14
711TOW All the CheesecakesShana Goldberg-MeehanGary Halvorson2001-01-04
712TOW They’re up All NightZachary RosenblattKevin S. Bright2001-01-11
713TOW Rosita DiesSebastian Jones/Brian Buckner & Sherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerStephen Prime2001-02-01
714TOW They All Turn ThirtySherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen Plummer & Vanessa McCarthyBen Weiss2001-02-08
715TOW Joey’s New BrainAndrew Reich/Ted Cohen & Sherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerKevin S. Bright2001-02-15
715aThe Stuff You’ve Never SeenHosted by: Conan O’Brien2001-02-15
716TOW the Truth About LondonSebastian Jones/Brian Buckner & Zachary RosenblattDavid Schwimmer2001-02-22
717TOW the Cheap Wedding DressSebastian Jones/Brian Buckner & Andrew Reich/Ted CohenKevin S. Bright2001-03-15
718TOW Joey’s AwardBrian Boyle & Sherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerGary Halvorson2001-03-29
719TOW Ross and Monica’s CousinAndrew Reich/Ted CohenGary Halvorson2001-04-19
720TOW Rachel’s Big KissScott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-MeehanGary Halvorson2001-04-26
721TOW the VowsDoty AbramsGary Halvorson2001-05-03
722TOW Chandler’s DadGreg S. Malins & Sebastian Jones/Brian BucknerKevin S. Bright & Gary Halvorson2001-05-10
723TOW Monica and Chandler’s Wedding, Part 1Greg S. MalinsKevin S. Bright2001-05-17
724TOW Monica and Chandler’s Wedding, Part 2Marta Kauffman/David CraneKevin S. Bright2001-05-17
801TOA “I Do”Marta Kauffman/David CraneKevin S. Bright2001-09-27
802TOW the Red SweaterDana Klien BorkowDavid Schwimmer2001-10-04
803TOW Rachel Tells…Sherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerSheldon Epps2001-10-11
804TOW the Video TapeScott SilveriKevin S. Bright2001-10-18
805TOW Rachel’s DateSebastian Jones/Brian BucknerGary Halvorson2001-10-25
806TOW the Halloween PartyMark J. KunerthGary Halvorson2001-11-01
807TOW the StainR. Lee Fleming, Jr.Kevin S. Bright2001-11-08
808TOW the StripperAndrew Reich/Ted CohenDavid Schwimmer2001-11-15
809TOW the RumorShana Goldberg-MeehanGary Halvorson2001-11-22
810TOW Monica’s BootsSebastian Jones/Brian Buckner & Robert CarlockKevin S. Bright2001-12-06
811TOW Ross' Step ForwardRobert CarlockGary Halvorson2001-12-13
812TOW Joey Dates RachelSherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerDavid Schwimmer2002-01-10
813TOW Chandler Takes a BathVanessa McCarthyBen Weiss2002-01-17
814TOW the Secret ClosetSebastian Jones/Brian BucknerKevin S. Bright2002-01-31
815TOW the Birthing VideoRobert CarlockGary Halvorson2002-02-07
816TOW Joey Tells RachelAndrew Reich/Ted CohenBen Weiss2002-02-28
817TOW the Tea LeavesR. Lee Fleming, Jr. & Steven RosenhausGary Halvorson2002-03-07
818TOI MassapequaMark J. Kunerth & Peter TibbalsGary Halvorson2002-03-28
819TOW Joey’s InterviewDoty AbramsGary Halvorson2002-04-04
820TOW the Baby ShowerSherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerKevin S. Bright2002-04-25
821TOW the Cooking ClassBrian Buckner/Sebastian Jones & Dana Klein BorkowGary Halvorson2002-05-02
822TOW Rachel Is LateShana Goldberg-MeehanGary Halvorson2002-05-09
823TOW Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1Scott SilveriKevin S. Bright2002-05-16
824TOW Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2David Crane/Marta KauffmanKevin S. Bright2002-05-16
901TOW No-one ProposesSherry Bilsing-Graham/Ellen PlummerKevin S. Bright2002-09-26
902TOW Emma CriesDana Klein BorkowSheldon Epps2002-10-03
903TOW the PediatricianBrian Buckner/Sebastian JonesRoger Christiansen2002-10-10
904TOW the Sharks2002-10-17
905TOW Phoebe’s Birthday DinnerScott SilveriDavid Schwimmer2002-10-31
906TOW the Male Babysitter2002-11-07
907TOW Ross’s Inappropriate Song2002-11-14
908TOW Rachel’s Other Sister2002-11-21
Christoph Päper, christoph@paeper.de